Archive for November, 2007

30
Nov

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

The Pen is Mightier

Watched Idiocracy last night.

It was somewhat funny…somewhat depressing (about how only stupid people are reproducing at any appreciable rate and when an average guy accidentally gets frozen and forgotten for 500 years, the world is run by Carl’s Jr., brothels, pro wrestling, and really really stupid people.) and occasionally logically flawed. If no one has a high IQ, where are they getting power to run their stuff, and who’s running the broadcasting of the reality show, ‘Ouch, My Balls’? Also, what about other countries, like Japan, where intelligence is considered a trait to breed for? Kinna funny though, and Luke Wilson’s low-key humor makes me smile.

Today I have school and get to turn in the huge projects that ate my life for the past two weeks. The one for my drawing class I’m simply not that happy with…I couldn’t get the perspective right and by the time I got to the final draft, my brain was so tired that my careful shading and observation went down the tubes, and my final draft ended up being my rough. As for the project for perspective class…we’ll see.

28
Nov

Takin’ care of business and homework

So.

I just signed up for my first credit card.

A crappy crappy one, with a $200 limit, and a start up charge of about $150, and (I’m sure) awful rates…but it IS a credit card, so I can finally begin establishing credit. Ugh. Stupid world.

I also signed up for my next quarter’s classes today…they are all afternoon and evening. Thank GOD. I think I have painting, computer literacy and design concepts.

Well, I need to go eat, call my mom and finish my damn homework.

Later, skaters.

27
Nov

The final countdown

da-DA-daa-DAAA…da-da-DA-DA-da-DA

Ugh. It’s Tuesday. My last real homework day. I’m feeling a bit stressed at the outcome. I have so far finished 7 (? I think) of ten required studies…I still have to do a complete rough draft and final draft picture of my stupid object…(sorry Brendan. I really do love robot kitty. I don’t really think it’s stupid. I’m just frustrated.) I really hope I can get this all done before Friday. I know that worrying sounds premature, as it’s only Tuesday, but tomorrow I have school in the morning, and then after that I have an appointment to schedule my next semester classes (thank GOD…get some classes that don’t start at bloody 8am) so I won’t be getting home until…whenever. On Thursday I work and on Friday I have school…the class this assignment is for first thing in the morning.

And I’m feeling stressed and a little overwhelmed, because I have a large assignment, I am learning to HATE colored pencils with a purple passion (seriously! the sharp points wear off in about two seconds, and half the time you sharpen them the lead breaks inside the pencil…) and my house is messy and there are dishes in the sink, but I DON’T have time to even LOOK at them today, and the homework I did YESTERDAY for my color theory class feels mediocre at best, even though that teacher is pretty generous, grade-wise, I’M not happy with it, AND I have REALLY learned to hate the paint we use in that class, ’cause it invariably dries looking totally different (value- AND hue-wise) than it does wet which makes it bloody hard to judge the mixes I make correctly. I generally just cross my fingers and hope for the best. And occasionally add a new layer of paint or three to an area. And the girl who sits next to me in class seems to just whip out her assignments in about two seconds in a very slapdash fashion, but they seem to turn out at least as well as the ones I agonize over for hours, and she doesn’t seem to have trouble painting inside the lines like I do, and I want to tell her to dump her fiance, ’cause he’s obviously an over-possessive prick, and 19 is way too young to be engaged ANYWAY, but it’s her life and we are just classmates that chat, not friends, CERTAINLY not close enough for me to be giving her advice on her relationships.

Blurgh.

Yesterday while doing my homework I watched:


High School Musical did not impress me. I know it’s a lame Disney production, but it had created such a big stir that I expected it to have a bit more going for it. The acting was dreadful, the writing was crappy, and the male lead’s singing voice always gave me a slightly creepy double-take, since I always expected to see the girl singing that pitch, then noticed her mouth wasn’t moving, and no, no our hero apparently HASN’T gone through puberty yet.

But I’m a Cheerleader is such a cute movie. I’d seen it before, but we just got it in Netflix so I decided to get a dose of cute. If you haven’t seen the movie, it is the story of someone who looks on the surface to be the perfect Betty-Sue All-American girl…she’s cute and blonde and Christian and a cheerleader. She has a jocky boyfriend and loving parents. Then that boyfriend, her fellow cheerleaders and her parents throw her an intervention, because they believe that she is a *gasp* lesbian. They send her to ‘gay rehab’ at a place called ‘True Directions’, and there she finds out who she really is, and, of course, finds someone to love. Which may not have been the intended goal of the program.

*prepare to throw rotten fruit*

I had never actually seen this movie all the way to the end until yesterday. I believe I saw the first half once, but had never seen the whole Breakfast Club. Of course, I only saw Sixteen Candles for the first time last year. I am such a failure as a child of the 80′s. But I’m think I may now have fulfilled at least my base John Hughes requirements.

Did you know that Hughes is responsible for Maid in Manhattan? How the mighty have fallen.

*shrug* I felt like watching something stupid. My decision by the time the credits rolled was that this is basically the EXACT SAME movie as Overnight Delivery, but Overnight Delivery is cuter and doesn’t resort to gross-out humor. But I guess the two movies are aimed at slightly different demographics.

I finished up with Love, Actually. I bloody adore this movie. It’s an annual Holiday Season tradition for me. It might be the cutest Christmas movie ever made. From beginning to end, it’s just sweet and funny and touching, without resorting to trite shmaltzyness. I can’t say that any set of characters is my favorite, the ones I SPECIFICALLY want to find love, because I want them ALL to be happy and I love them all, from the Prime Minister, to the dateless wonder who goes to the USA to find girls who like brit boys, to the writer and his housekeeper and the love that defies language barriers. Briggs says that it seems that someone set out to make the perfect Christmas movie. Watching it just makes me happy.

For some reason, Nova (the quiet one) is running around the house mewing. She usually hardly makes a peep no matter what. Weird.

26
Nov

Enchanting

Tonight after I got off work, Briggs and I went to see Enchanted:

I have been wanting to see this movie since I caught a preview of it a while back…this spring maybe? It’s been a while, anyway. The premise involves a happy, singing, cartoon fairy-tale beauty who meets her handsome prince and is about to get married, when his evil witch (I mean that in a literal sense, of course) of a step-mother derails all of their happily-ever-after plans by tossing her through a wishing well and giving her more realness than Pinocchio and the Velveteen Rabbit combined could have hoped for in the far away land of New York City. She then is, of course, rescued by a reluctantly good samaratin and his precocious, princess-obsessed daughter, and proceeds to throw their lives into a bit of amusing chaos (lets just say, the animals available to be helpful friends in New York aren’t quite the same as those where she came from…) while waiting for her prince to come for her.

The preview looked cute as heck, with a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek humor and a good chance of fairy-tale romance, but as with all highly anticipated movies, there was plenty of room for the actuality to fall short and disappoint, for it to be cheesy and trite, for the writing to be abysmal, especially with a plot that wasn’t breaking ENTIRELY new ground (see: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Cool World, The 10th Kingdom).

However, I HAD been waiting to see it, so I dragged my long-suffering and tolerant boyfriend out to the theater (having no female friends out here puts a serious cramp in my chick-flick style, I gotta say) …and we were both quite pleasantly surprised!

Overall, the movie is, in my opinion, everything the preview promised it would be: cute, funny, sweet and silly, with just the right dose of Disney poking good-hearted fun at it’s own long folk-tale-adaptation history…nothing on the level of Not Another Teen Movie, but references and cameos of familiar faces around every corner. But they didn’t take it too far…they didn’t resort to riding on potty humor and they kept it overall adorable.

And I want that girl and her animal friends as my personal tailoring team. :D

Overall, unless you have an allergic aversion to anything that doesn’t involve car chases and jets being blown up, or believe anything shown in ‘mainstream’ theaters is simply not worth your time, this movie is definitely worth watching.

Also, this week I finally got around to watching ‘Little Miss Sunshine’.

I won’t go into detail, as this has been out for a few months and a lot of people have already seen it, especially considering the favorable reviews it received. If you haven’t, however, I recommend that you do at some point…it’s a sweet and charming story revolving around a group of people comprised of the following: The typical frustrated, hard-working, lower middle-class mother, a father who is trying to sell the world a ‘steps to success’ plan, and does his best to apply it to every aspect of life, a porn-loving grandfather who got kicked out of his retirement community for heroin use, an angsty, emo teen brother who has taken a vow of silence, a gay uncle who is in the family’s care on suicide watch, and, at the heart of the group, a sweet, loving and optimistic (if slightly awkward) little girl who’s dreams revolve around winning national beauty and talent pageants. She reminds me a bit of a cross between Donnie Darko’s little sister and Dawn Weiner of ‘Welcome to the Dollhouse’. Now if the cast of characters alone isn’t enough to convince you to see this movie, I’m not quite sure why I am friends with you. It’s obvious we have nothing in common.

In other news, I think I’m getting sick…stupid new viruses. On the other hand, I can see a slight glimmer of silver lining in the fact that I have nothing to do for the next two days but sit on the couch and do homework while some movie or TV show plays in the background.

Cat update: Mercury seems at this point back entirely to her old self…she was rolling on her back for belly-rubs to greet me when I got home tonight. Nova is still stinky. It seems that when the alarm goes off in the morning, that is her cue to go release noxious odors that fill the small apartment in short order. Since the bathroom is off the bedroom, they waft past our heads first, making the snoozed alarm moot. You can NOT sleep through that smell.

Weather update: It’s raining tonight, and warmer than it’s been all week. No snow today. According to the forecast, there is a 50% chance of snow showers on Thursday, and a 30% chance on Saturday…it’s not even getting very cold again until then. I can tell I’m acclimating when I refer to 38 degrees(F) as ‘not very cold’.

Randomness update: Tonight Briggs gave me two guitar picks…at his suggestion and my affirmative request, he dremmeled holes in them. Now I just need to find a chain to wear them on and I’ll be super cool. And maybe people will think I’m musically talented.