This week I learned:
if I have to wake up the next day, drinking Starbucks Breakfast Blend at any point later than noon is bloody stupid.
Yesterday I made myself a cup around 3pm and finished it around 5.
Last night I believe I slept for about 2 hours, then fell into a fitful state of not-sleep, hovering just on the other edge of consciousness until the alarm urged me to actually open my eyes.
Bloody hell.
Today is going to suck.
Today I WILL need me some Breakfast Blend to keep my steam up.
That’s how they get you.



Yes, that’s how they get you…. well, that and the crank they inject you with.
Seriously, I think Breakfast Blend MIGHT contain actual crack.