Having so recently extolled the virtues of the latest book in the series ‘Harry Potter’, I feel it my duty to now pass on the truth that I have just discovered. These books are, in actuality, ANTI-CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA to lead our children against God (the vilified ‘Lord Voldemort’) and into the following of the anti-christ (the serpent-like Harry Potter Protaganist).
This page will tell you all you need to know about the evil that Mrs. Rowling is injecting into the minds of future generations:
http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm
….I swear. People are so freaking retarded! I especially like the part about the gay subtext and the vibrating brooms.
And Lucius as a depiction of the angel Gabriel.
(P.S. In case any of you are slow, this woman IS serious…but I’m not. I still love you, J.K!!!!! Your satanic books brighten my world!!!!!)
I checked out the rest of her website, and wow…. Did you know that the political meetings that take place in Bohemian Grove (Monte Rio) every year are actually secret rituals to worship Baal and practice homosexual behavior? I have friends who worked as waitstaff at those meetings. I should stage an intervention to save their immortal souls. Want to help? Oh! Pokeman is evil because it teaches children that evolution exists (the little animals evolve from one form to another). Buddhism is evil because it teaches people to worship a person who was born human. You know those crazy people who believe that all religions have some truth to them, and therefore they choose to take what they can from each one and practice their own form of hybrid religion? That’s the work of Satan. God would never spread confusion, and since each religion contradicts the thers, they can’t all be created by God. It says so in the Bible. And the Bible is right, because it is studied by the people who follow the only real true religion.
You DIDN’T know that the Bohemian Grove meetings were secret Baal worship? Dude! Where have you been? I actually attended a number of their satanic orgies, in hopes of bringing us all closer to The Beast.
And you didn’t invite me? I thought you were my friend….
You were busy. And I just didn’t want to share all those wrinkly, 50-something politicians….;)
She brought ME to them. Because I actually AM her friend.
And the old dudes asked for her.
by name.