Wait…that’s not quite right…make that on July 2, 1776…
Anyway, happy independence day — hope it is fun and safe, but not too safe, because it’s just not fourth of July until someone blows off a finger or starts a brush fire.
Briggs and I shall spend the day actually SOCIALIZING with OTHER PEOPLE.
Unheard of. I’m rather frightened and am likely to bare my teeth at them in a display of dominance before dropping to the ground and exposing my belly and throat.
We are going to the Pittsburgh Zoo…probably an insane idea that holds the very real possibility of me killing a few children when they don’t move and let me see the aminals. Then we are going to…eat food or something. And maybe play rockband?
It has been raining all week, but today is supposed to be only partially cloudy.
That’s all for now. There is not enough caffeine in my head yet. Have a great 4th!



dont kill the children yourself.. throw them over the fence into the tigers. that way you 1. get rid of the pesky kids who wont let you see the animals, and 2. get to see the animals in all their bloodthirsty child-killing glory. I for one, welcome our feline overlords.
also. yay rockband. I’ve got mad, phat skillz on the guitar. and i’m not a bad vocalist, either.