The temperature:
twenty-eight point nine degrees
snow dusts my front yard
—
only here and there
is there a sprinkle of white
to hide the green grass
—
WeatherBug warns me
of severe weather to come
with a bright red bar
—
But the icon shows
Only clouds and rain, and rain
no shining snowflakes.



Awesome!
Pathetic you are
California is quite nice
you should move back home
bite me, yes, bite me
our yard is now magical
due to today’s snow
I just had to say
I love fresh snow immensely.
But cold? Not so much.
Brains brains brains brains brains
Brains, brains brains brains brains, brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brians
You are all awesome
You not only left comments
they are in haiku.
Artificial hip?!